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Hi. I'm here today at the request of 3 classmates who share the same feelings as me about a certain Superstar runner-up. The following is going to be really good and its lucky I dont have a tagboard or it would be flooded. Its brutally honest so it may hurt feelings but eh, I dont give a damn.
At approximately 18:50 today, I received a SMS on my phone. I quote "I dun like lies. Please tell me straight in e face that whether I'm bad ugly or fat. I can take that well enuf. Wad i cant take is sarcastic remarks and laughing at those words. If I'm too fierce, unreasonable, act cute and act chio (if u think so) pls pls pls tell me. Dun say it behind my back. It hurts me alot. So pls. Dun do that and I dun like lies. = (name withheld)". At first look, I laughed. Seriously. This is so asking for suaning man. If this came out as a history essay question all the guys would have full marks. Damn. Time for new subjects.
First of all, it takes huge effort to be able to think of exactly the right thing to say at a 5sec reaction time limit. I hope you appreciate our efforts. We are not sarcastic. We just phrase the truth in a more embarrassing way. We don't laugh at those words cause those aren't words. If you remember correctly there are actions too. You sure you can take remarks straight in the face? Don't lie. No one can take criticism without any negative reaction.
To tell you straight in the face that YOU SUCK, is very heart-breaking. But my mum taught me that honesty is the best policy. Guess what? The truth must be told. But the truth hurts. So as I'm struggling to think of ways to tell you, I have trouble imagining your face. Actually I don't want to. But that's not the point. Point is that if you really want me to say that you're fat, ugly and can't sing, then tell us to our face. But the ironic thing is that we really DO think you're bad ugly and fat". So you're technically just seeking confirmation.HAHA. In your face bitch. Those aren't lies. Those are what I call the awful truth which some people (me) like to poke fun at.
From the 5th sentence, we can see that the author of the message asks if we think that the person is "too fierce, unreasonable, act cute act chio (if you think I do)" Here's two words for you. We do. Key word being act. Cause no matter which angle we look at you from, you ain't ever gonna be cute or chio. OUCH. Told ya. Truth hurts. From contextual knowledge we know that the person in question has a history of such behaviour which is highly disapproved of.
I would like to point out that we do not say it behind your back. We say and do it in front of you. So you have no basis for argument and that point is therefore rendered useless. Like you. I should know. I'm part of the Stand out Speak out campaign. For maximum reaction, one should always tell another the truth in front of a person. To gossip about people behind their backs is just WRONG. (only 3 people are gonna get this but I think they're laughing quite hard). :).
Oh so words hurt you. And to think I thought your skin was too thick for anything to pierce through. Guess what. I bet this hurts helluva lot more. And I'm super an shuang at that fact. If actions and words can hurt, and you ask for the truth, ain't you simply just asking for trouble? Aint no one ever tell you that the truth hurts? Well I have been ranting about that but that's definitely not the point.
In conclusion, I strongly disagree with the hypothesis. I feel that the facts going against it weigh more strongly than the points raised by the author. Honesty is the best policy and only telling the truth can make one feel good. I think that's why I feel so good now. NOT. I'm damn sure my mum's proud of me for taking her advice so strongly. And damn. I just looked through the whole thing again (I was checking my work :p) and I realise that if this came out for O levels I'd be the presidential scholar.
On a personal note, this is the beginning of a few part short story focus on (name withheld). Please join me for more in-depth discussion with a few renowned experts in the next few weeks. Thank you. For Entertainment Tonight and the Bitch files, I'm Dan (bitchy bird) signing off.
