The Legacy of the Bitch
Well. I am in a right mood. Had writer's block earlier in the day so couldn't think of anything to describe Shareen. Although I didn't know that one could suffer from writer's block cause one can't phrase their thoughts into civil printable words. Let's start off with her physical appearance.
Her face is so big. Did i say big? Cause I mean huge. Kinda like Ah Meng. But Ah Meng deserves better. Her face is in such bad shape that I personally think she'd look better if a lorry ran over her. For at least 4 times in a row. Her pores practically ooze oil, and it aint a pretty sight. She looks like the type who could tear blotting paper.
Now we go to her neck. This aint scientifcally proven, but she is the first person who doesnt have one. That piece of skin people normally call a neck is barely visible, like her head is detached from her shoulders.
We now go on to her nice li'l flab she pats at night called a tummy. Tummy aint even come close to describing the actual appearance. Her midriff is so darn big. People normally call their abdomens a six-pack. She has a six-pack alright, but there's a big diff. Her six-pack has developed the uncanny ability to wobble at the slightest hint of physical activity.
Continuing the downward journey, we stop at her stumps. I mean legs of course. On first sight it looks like tree stumps. With close to 3 years in the same CCA as her, I have never failed to marvel at how her legs manage to hold up the rest of her body.
All in all, with the oil her body produces and contains, it would normally have been enough to feed the entire continent of Africa.
To be continued...
