The Legacy of the Bitch (cont'd)
Im back with more tales of the Bitch. Now to comment on her very interesting camp that she organised over the weekend. That's right. Weekend. I am personally of the opinion that she is jealous of anyone that has a social life and thus decided to put this wonderful camp of hers on a weekend.
Well, let me first ask this very simple question. If a groundsheet is not meant to be on the ground, then why is it called a groundsheet? I think only she has the answer, screaming at us to take the groundsheet off the ground. At this stage, if I had the power, I would make her sit in a corner with a "dunce" cap on her head. Maybe bimbo is a better word to describe her, but on second thought, she aint pretty. Actually she is. Pretty damn ugly.
Also, what is a camp without a campfire? Just because the campfire committee had tried to make it better for everyone else, she had to try to cancel the whole gig. I wasnt in that comm, but when I heard of it, pissed wasnt the word to describe my feelings. More like Mount Vesuvius. I mean, you make people plan so hard, waste their time and money trying to come up with the best damn campfire they could, only to try and wreck everything. If they wanted to light the candles, I don't see why not. Even if you didn't like it, you should have mentioned it when their proposals were submitted. Do you know how lousy and pissed everyone felt when we heard of that?
After the campfire, she had the cheek and the audacity to punish 4 people. A measly FOUR. What the hell was she playing at? NP motto: One for all, all for one. Damn it, couldn't you talk nicely? Instead you had to make the whole squad look as you made 4 people run 10 rounds at 9pm at night. Why did it take an asthma attack before you could stop them? What kind of sick human being are you? Even for you, that's a real low. This goes out to everyone in Squad 2. I say that the next time she pulls such a thing we tell her to stuff it. Or alternatively, we could not bother about what she says and start running together with them. Call yourself a maam. Call yourself head of welfare for the camp. What a hypocrite.
Talking about hypocrisy, how dare you rant at us for being irresponsible, lacking in team spirit and having no consideration to squadmates when you yourself display these traits? Next time you scold someone, please look into the mirror before you do. Or you end up embarrassing yourself. You preach about good leadership, but do you show it? Display what you preach and everyone will respect you. And I mean real respect, not the fake and phoney respect we force ourselves to give you every Friday.
Welfare lesson 101: Do not ask your cadets to walk 7clicks at 5 am in the morning. Actually, if we had done that, it would have been fine. But no, you ordered us to carry rations,boots,poncho,2 1.5 litre bottles along. And your pace was so damn sickening. FYI, don't ask anyone to run when we are carrying such a load. And you walk so damn fast. Who the hell do you think you are? Everyone knows why you walked so damn fast. Just because you didnt have to carry anything with you doesnt mean you can so conveniently forget about everyone else and force the pace to be so damn fast. Above all else, you could have let us have regular rest periods. Hell no you didnt. It must have beem an interval of 45 mins before our first break.
Oh. I experienced first hand the ultimate idiocy. You just had to throw my efforts down the drain and cancel sentry duty. Again, a pure waste of time. And time equals money.
Who died and made you King Kong? Just cause you're fat aint mean you have the automatic birth right to shout at your whim and fancy at anyone. Just cause you have a permanent frown on your face aint mean you can take it out on me. Or anyone in Squad 2. Mark my words, MAAM, one of these days, you will get your comeuppance. And when that happens, don't blame anyone for laughing in your face. And don't even bother asking for a helping hand cause aint nobody gonna help you. And you deserve this treatment.